
01. I owned Black Friday. OWNED IT. I got five credit cards (not easy when we were already taking 20% every purchase, 5% more than the credit card discount) and fifteen or so All Access Passes. I was the only person all day to get credit cards.
02. Then, my manager and keyholder Amy chalked it up to my large breasts. Thanks guys, for making light of my skills. The only skills in the freaking store apparently, since I'm the only one keeping you afloat and keeping your very scary District Manager from calling you and screaming at you.
03. I love Taylor Dosey.
04. "If he shoots, he scores," has got to be one of the most disgusting pregnancy references I've ever heard.
05. "I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books."- Kanye West
06. I want a zoom lens. I want one so bad. I also want instant photography skills.
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